時間:2015-10-12 18:05:04本文內容及圖片來源于讀者投稿,如有侵權請聯系[email protected] 楚欣 我要投稿


  1. Poor hygiene.


  As kids we often abhorred the concept of cleanliness. We relished wearing the same grass-stained, smelly pants for as long as possible. The thought of bathing made us shiver in ourVelcro strapped shoes. Now, it’s a different story. It’s remarkable how many folks out thereseem to think that deodorant is optional. I mean, technically it is but it shouldn’t be. They needlaws enforcing this. If the pungent aroma of your body odor is burning nostrils, and causingeyes to water, you should receive some type of ticket. Stink needs repercussions just as muchas loitering does.


  2. Interrupting conversations.


  Remember being five, and when your parents were talking to other grownups you’d walk overmid-conversation, tug on their shirts and repeatedly call, “Mom/Dad?” Yeah — that wasimproper then — but you were five, so it was fathomable. Some people are incapable ofcomprehending the notion of waiting their turn to speak. When this happens, utilize thesarcastic old saying: “I apologize, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning ofyours?”

  記得5歲的時候,當父母跟其他大人談話時,你會走過去扯著他們的衣角不斷叫喚“媽媽/爸爸” 來打斷談話嗎?盡管很不禮貌,但你才5歲嘛,情有可原。有些人就是等不及別人講完再開口。遇到這種情況,可以略微暗諷一下:“不好意思,我話還沒說完,影響到你了嗎?”

  3. Fighting.


  With the massive rise of ignorant and disrespectful individuals populating the world — verbalspats and altercations are inevitable. Contrary to popular belief, screaming obscenities andpuffing your chest out as friends hold you back, doesn’t reek of badass-ness. In fact, it looksrather foolish. If you consider the end result of a fight, is it ever good? Let’s consider thepossible outcomes:


  You win the fight. Receive some high fives. It ain’t UFC, so you won’t get a paycheck oranything. And now you’ve made an enemy (or enemies).


  The cops come. You get arrested, which means fines, jail-time, etc.


  You hit the other person in the wrong spot, accidentally doing significant and permanentdamage. Now you’re screwed.


  The opponent hits you in the wrong spot, putting you on the receiving end of some seriousdamage. Now you’re screwed.


  You lose. Everyone witnessed you getting your ass kicked, and now you’re ashamed.


  They pull out a weapon and stab or shoot you. While I’ve never been stabbed or shot, I hear itstings much worse than your ego would after simply walking away from a physicalconfrontation.


  4. Social networking your relationship.


  It’s such a stereotypically high school thing to do. Notifying Facebook every time you and your significant other have a squabble is a perfectly idiotic combination of obnoxious and immature. Couples’ quarrels are normal, but your friends/family shouldn’t be alerted about each one of them via Tweets and status updates. Yes, that includes the oh-so-subtle, back-and-forth song lyrics and quotes that are clearly projected at each other. Honestly it makes your relationship look shitty, and all of us wish you’d break up.


  5. Mispronouncing pronounceable words.


  Calling spaghetti “pasquetti” isn’t cute anymore. Speech impediments are one thing, but baby talk in an attempt to be adorable should stop entirely.


  6. Picking your nose.


  Seriously, just grab a tissue. If I walk in a room and you jerk your hand away from your face, then begin to roll something between your index finger and thumb, I know you’re guilty.


  7. Tantrums.


  By now you’ve likely experienced enough scenarios not going your way, to take a loss and keep things moving. Throwing fits, breaking stuff, screaming, and having an attitude when the going gets tough isn’t going to solve anything. Circumstances may cause rough patches, but battle them head on. Don’t sulk and act like a bratty toddler, having an outburst in the store ’cause their parents didn’t buy ’em what they wanted. Also, breaking objects is a bad habit. You’ll regret throwing and damaging your phone, or punching a hole in the wall once the anger wears off.


  8. Sending friends to talk to girls for you.


  I remember sending my friend over to ask a girl for her phone number. She gave a firm, “No,” and stated that if I wanted to approach her, I needed to do it myself. Mind you, this was in fifth grade. If a girl who hadn’t reached her teens yet recognized a cowardly act, surely grown women will. Just man up, and go for it. The only thing worse than getting rejected is having to be informed of said denial by a middleman.


  9. High school festivities.


  If you’re 20+ years of age, you should not be asking things like, “Yo, where the graduation parties at?!” Let it go. You had your four years to shine. The same thing goes for ex-athletes who attend games and critique the current team — attempting to relive their glory days. Move on, find a hobby, and live a grown-up life.


學習啦友鏈、商務、投稿、客服:QQ:3061683909 郵箱[email protected]

Copyright @ 2006 - 2020 學習啦 All Rights Reserved

學習啦 版權所有 粵ICP備15032933號-1

我們采用的作品包括內容和圖片全部來源于網絡用戶和讀者投稿,我們不確定投稿用戶享有完全著作權,根據《信息網絡傳播權保護條例》,如果侵犯了您的權利,請聯系:[email protected],我站將及時刪除。


回到頂部 哪里有时时彩走势图
百搭麻将中的百搭牌怎么用 吉林快三开奖结果下载 河北十一选五基本走 千炮金蟾捕鱼单机版 吉林心悦麻将 26选5走势 双人麻将小游戏4399 西甲积分表 白城麻将最大胡牌多少分 重庆快乐十分定位计划 竞彩足球比分直播现场老版 宁夏11选5玩法计算 豪利棋牌老版本大闹天宫1和2 贵州快三分析 河南22选5浮历 球探比分分频道